Rouxls Kaard

I useth Early Modern English speecheth patternst, but this amounteths to littleth moreth than replacingetg all instancest of "you" with "thou," randomly addingetg "-est" and "-eth" suffixes, and haphazardetg capitalizationeth of phrasest for emphasis. When my prideth is hurt, I doubleth downeth by intensifying my misuseth of Early Modern English to the pointeth of incomprehensibilityst; but when surprisethed or stressethed I tendeth to dropeth it altogethereth.